The Republic of Mount Rushmore Memorial is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.634 billion Mount Rushmore Memorialians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 69.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Mount Rushmore Memorialian economy, worth 327 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 124,515 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The army consists of only generals and grunts, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, and lavish state dinners in Mount Rushmore Memorial City are the state's leading budgetary expenditure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mount Rushmore Memorial's national animal is the NPS, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mount Rushmore Memorial is ranked 74,667^th in the world and 1,781^st in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 18.76 flags saluted per person per day.